So, basically this is a gift guide for everybody you’ve ever met in the history of time. However there is a special place in this world for the pizza enthusiast. Maybe you know one. If so, shopping is made easy as a pizza pie with this little slice.
The true meaning of Christmas.
Warm welcomes are best if the warm refers to melted cheese on pizza.
Homemade pizza, right from the box!
Nothing says “squad goals” better than a pizza slice around you and your friends necks. That’s love.
The ultimate in comfort food, and comfort wear.
Sweet dreams are made of cheese…and pepperoni…and crust….
That sweet twinkling of Christmas lights, a cherished sight that can be made hot and fresh all year round.
The perfect slice, every time.
If it’s not pizza on the inside, it should be pizza on the outside.
If ever you could wrap yourself in the warmth of pizza…oh wait, you can.
This is slowly turning into a list of ways to wear pizza…
There are few things worse than a soggy crust with a day old reheated slice of pizza. Spare your loved ones.
You are the master of your domain, pizza in hand – on your throne of champions.
For the die hard fan/geek/sunglasses-at-night-wearer.
This is actually a thing.
Ah yes, the smell of false hope. Wafting pizza in the air, with no pizza for eating. A true pizza enthusiast would be ok with this, knowing full well that there is always hope for pizza.
For every millennials needs – a phone, and pizza.
For those special occasions, to remind them of their true love in this life.
For the person on your gift list that actually cares about the presentation of pizza, and that not being just how good looking the pizza delivery guy is.
With this ring – I give you my whole heart, for your whole pizza.